Why I Do Such Things

As the sameness of my work and environment closed in on my mind and soul, feeding the now formidable flames of my cynicism and disaffection, I knew something had to be done. Something life-changing. The answer? This Book Will Change Your Life. Written by the intentionally obscure authors Ben and Henrik, this book is a 365 step guide to truly living. Each day I am assigned a task from this book- anything from trying a new fruit to bailing a stranger out of jail, or navigating an entire day without the sense of touch. I will hand deliver my emails for a day, pick up a hitch-hiker, get into a fight, and learn ballet. Hellen Keller says "Life is a daring adventure, or nothing." I plan to make it the former... (to read more, click here)

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Things I Will Never Do Before I Die

Day 24

The directions, to check off each of the boxes in order to come to terms with the fact that I will never accomplish its respective task in my lifetime, were written in small print at the top of the page. The rest of it was filled with several seemingly endless rows of things I will probably never do. Everything from climbing Mount Everest or saving the world to using a semicolon or compromising. I went through them one by one, checking off most of them. No, I'll probably never learn Italian, nor will I go to a drive in cinema or invent a cookie. As much as I would like to do these things, I probably never will. Others were easier to part with. I was fine checking the boxes next to "Contract an STD" "Shoot the last buffalo" or "Ride a Harley." Some I had already accomplished, though they weren't nearly as interesting as many of the others. There were a few that I refused to check, however. I plan to write a novel at some point in my life, I certainly mean to ride a camel as well as run for my life, and I even intend to "volunteer for a dangerous mission" (I don't really know what that means, but I'm pretty sure it only happens in movies). I believe that today has helped me focus my life goals in a more, yet simultaneously less, realistic way. Really, all it did was cut out some old ideas and put a bunch of new ones right back in. Many of them are really quite interesting- if you're ever bored, try to complete some of these.

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