Why I Do Such Things

As the sameness of my work and environment closed in on my mind and soul, feeding the now formidable flames of my cynicism and disaffection, I knew something had to be done. Something life-changing. The answer? This Book Will Change Your Life. Written by the intentionally obscure authors Ben and Henrik, this book is a 365 step guide to truly living. Each day I am assigned a task from this book- anything from trying a new fruit to bailing a stranger out of jail, or navigating an entire day without the sense of touch. I will hand deliver my emails for a day, pick up a hitch-hiker, get into a fight, and learn ballet. Hellen Keller says "Life is a daring adventure, or nothing." I plan to make it the former... (to read more, click here)

Saturday, January 22, 2011

What's My Type?

Day 12

My options:
1. Dumb Blonde
2. Clever Brunette
3. Wild Redhead
4. Lesbian
5. Nag
6. Cold Fish


It wasn't a very difficult choice for me. I've been interested (in one way or another) in many of these choices (pretty much just numbers 2-4-- yes, lesbian is included). However, I am pretty set in my attraction to those who stimulate my mind just as much as everything else. Clever Brunette would be the obvious choice. Really, the hardest part about today was finding a pen. I tried to convince some people to go get me one for a while, but when they wouldn't, I took about ten minutes to come to terms with the fact that I would actually have to get up and get one. I looked around the room, and found a pen that my friend had stolen from me. I triumphantly plucked it from his desk, and used it to check off the little square next to Clever Brunette. Today's mission has been successfully accomplished.
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  1. UnknownJanuary 22, 2011 at 9:45 PM

    Haha, this is silly. Who in their right mind would choose 1,5 or 6 !?

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