Day 37
Today would have been a great opportunity to make a pun by substituting the word "knight" for "night." However, I am rather tired and have had a lazy day, and I don't expect that to change in the near future. Dad, if you have any suggestions, feel free to leave them in the comments (beware, however, that if I am ever captured by enemy spies, they could use them as a method of torture).
I applied for knighthood today. I wrote an email to the authorities of England saying the following:
It is my wish to become officially recognized as a knight. I already possess at least three certificates of knighthood from several Renaissance fairs, however I suspect these have expired by now, and, given my situation (which I can explain in more depth in person*), I expect you shall have no trouble knighting me this coming summer. Please contact me promptly at the following address:
[my address]
Greatest thanks,
-Nicholas Tippins
My strategy in writing this letter was to make them feel like I am their superior by saying things such as "I expect," "It is my wish," and "contact me promptly," therefor subconsciously creating a need within them to please me. Though I have considerable doubts about this plan, it's certainly worth a shot.
*This gives me time to think of an appropriate situation
"A Knight to Remember"
ReplyDelete"A Knight That Will Live in Infamy"
"One Knight's Stand"
"A Dark and Sleepy Knight"
"Knight or the Living Dead?"
"Good Knight"
(Dad's not the only punster in the family!) ;-)
Knighty-knight
ReplyDeleteGood Knight Moon
And to all a good Knight
Good Knight Mrs. Calabash
Knight time in the garden of good and evil